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What Are You Still Doing Here!?!

2006-02-02T07:33:00.000-08:00

This isn't the Chicken Fried Radio site anymore. We abandoned it because of all the asbestos and nuclear waste. You're looking for this link. That one is going strong. Ifyou click that link and end up back here, refresh your browser.

Run along now before the mutants come back.

Episode #12

2005-11-16T18:18:00.000-08:00

EPISODE 12 IS HERE!

It's the "My Country's Better Than Your Country" episode. Semen eating tribesmen, white power Olsen twins, and flaming love dolls! Oh, and Abbey flips the fuck out.

This episode is 60 minutes long. The song is by Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers.

Next week, it's the "Tonight at 11!" episode, wherein we'll discuss all things media-hyped.

Episode #11

2005-11-07T15:23:00.000-08:00

EPISODE 11 IS HERE!

It's the "Drinkin' and Druggin'" episode. Drunken birds, crack squirrels, and some... interesting... beer!

This episode is 48 minutes long. The song is by Big Mountain Fudge Cake.

Next week, it's the "My Country's Better Than Your Country" episode. Visit our new message board at chickenfriedradio.com!

Episode #10

2005-10-30T21:30:00.000-08:00

EPISODE 10 IS HERE!

It's the "Take This Job and... well, you know the rest" episode. Jack Shacks, telemarketing, Mickey D's and more!

Visit our new message board at chickenfriedradio.com!

Episode #9

2005-10-23T21:15:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 9 IS HERE!

This week it's Santorum, Cousin Randy, and one pissed off mama!

Episode #8

2005-10-16T21:15:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 8 IS HERE!

Guaranteed lowest energy episode ever! We discuss Christian porn, soccer fatwas, monkey gods, and more.

Next week, it'll be the "Focus on the Fucked Up Family" episode. Have something pertinent? Email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com!

Episode #7

2005-10-10T21:15:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 7 IS HERE!

A day late and, we're sure, a dollar short, it's the "Badfilm and Craptacular TV" episode! We discuss Cyborg 2, Lancelot Link, Terminator urinal sales, and more! Oh, and Abbey says "pussy" a lot.

Next week, it might be "The Whole God Thing." Have something pertinent? Email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com!

Bush League!

2005-10-09T19:10:00.000-07:00

How bush league are we? Pretty fucking bush league. So bush league in fact, that we lost the cable that'll allow us to transfer CFR from our Gmini 400 to our computer for upload. We'll buy a new one in the morning, so this week's episode will be a day late. In the meantime, enjoy this song from rx. You can find more over at thepartyparty.com.

Episode #6

2005-10-02T21:45:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 6 IS HERE!

It's the "Police and Thieves" episode! With SWAT monkeys, rape condoms, tazers and more, what's not to love?

Next week, it's "Badfilm and Craptacular Television!" Have something pertinent? Email us at jackasses@chickenfriedradio.com!

Episode #5

2005-09-25T21:15:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 5 IS HERE!

It's the "Selling It!" episode. Christian and Abbey return as we explore commerce in all its unvarnished glory. We've got workpoop.com, Ebay finds, tee shirt hell, and more. Oh, and Ryan goes absolutely apeshit. With an extra 20 minutes of material, SOMETHING must be funny... right? Right?!?

Episode #4

2005-09-19T11:43:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 4 IS HERE!

It's the love, sex, and dating episode. Christian and Abbey bring the color commentary as we discuss Pat O'Brien, Troy's mixtape, Ebay and more.

Episode #3

2005-09-11T14:32:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 3 IS HERE!

Christian comes aboard to discuss horse cocks, Katrina, Skype Whores and more. What could possibly go wrong?

Episode #2

2005-09-04T15:10:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 2 IS HERE!

It's the bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad music episode. Ryan and T.E. tackle the Shaggs, song poems, Des'ree, and R. Kelly.

Episode #1

2005-08-28T16:33:00.000-07:00

EPISODE 1 IS HERE! Ryan and T.E. cover death, The Aristocrats, chimp maulings, and other news.